Leaving Papa Jah-Hansen at home, the dirty 3

The Druffalo Espionage Squad (i.e. Schalli, Basti from MMF? and the undisputed worsest dj in the world, MJ Cool (aka kk) travel to Hamburg on Friday in the search for free drinks and the chance to give Hamburg what Hamburg needs (no not the designated successor for Mad Oenning): Schallearic and other love tunes. Leaving behind Gin Jah-Hansen, the Selekta of Paul Lincke Ufer, they will board the love train (from Berlin and Cologne) and get in the nordic mood with 100 bottles of Küstennebel from a Moabit Späti. ICE ICE baby. Dizzy and jet lagged, they will arrive in Sankt Georg Hauptbahnhof to hang around until Thalia theatre opens its doors to 10000 Erobiquemaniacs and -maniacettes. Around 11.30 our young heroes will take center stage to find out nobody brought a pair of headphones. But nevertheless, those guys are deaf anyway. Then they will drop their drinks and occasionally a good tune or two. When they are totally drunk, they will leave and turn up the next day at Hamburger Botschaft to play a so far secret Betalounge set. After they have drunk themself into a position of dizziness, stupor and total confusion, they will enter a taxi which gets them to Thier. There, they will tear up Thier until everybody cries tears of happiness. The night will most likely end in a containment cell of the Hamburg police.

DCnU: Count us in.

The by far bestest DJs of the world hit Hamburg!

Schalli! MMF! kk! The best of the best! The chrome of the crop! The Maserati of mixing! Probably the hottest boys in the whole wide world!

2 September 2011, Thalia Theater:

Erobique, Whitest Boy Alive, Schorsch Kamerun, Andreas Dorau, Fabian Hinrichs, Das Bo, members of the Thalia-Ensemble and many more.

DJs: Druffalo Hit Squad

3 September 2011:

Druffalo Hot Squad at Betalounge,

22h at Thier

More Informations to follow.

Sad sad day…

Sounds of blackness….

Is anybody up yet?

Berlin 2011 Power Blackout DJ Championship

Again Editor 1 (who unexpectedly returned from his vacation 2 days too early) made very clear to us that we should make  a nice warm up for our guest Groover Klein. So all of us played until 2 a.m. to pave the way for our homoured guest.

09:30 pm:
While Editors 1, 4 and 5 check out the menu of Kimshi Princess, Editor 2 is on his way. GK still on the train.

11:00 pm: Arrival of GK. Quick dinner, drinks. drinks. drinks.

11:30 pm: Soju. Drinks. Vouchers gone in 2 minutes.

11:45 pm: Editor 5 gets headphones.

11:46 pm:  Guest list submission. Bouncer eyes Editor 4.  Editor 1 starts playing.

12:00 am: Official welcoming of the party people. Where is the microphone? “Ladies and gentlemen…meet the nearly complete DHS head count.” Editor 2 is texting Editor 3.

12.00am-01:50: Everybody drinks Hite. Maekju, maekju and more maekju, then Schnaps again. The dance floor is invaded by beautiful people. Bulgarian posse get a webcast. Editor 2 plays house records (!!!) and doesn`t get banned by his colleagues.

02:00 am: GK plays a wicked set. Dance floor packed. Yes, 80% girls. Another prank, organized by decks.de?

03:15 am: Dancefloor stays packed. Editor 2 has to leave, his celebrity clients need him.

04:15 am: Exctsaccccyyyyyyyy….

04:30 am: Editors 1, 4 and 5 play the selection of their lives.

05:00 am: Editor 4 is still running. No fumes from the ears.

05:30 am: Editor 1 is so happy. Editor 4 and GK are so happy that they came down all the way from from Cologne. Group hug.

05:55 am: Blackness, the void, pre-hangover-phase begins

Closing rounds.

Blackness gets blacker.

Next Day: Love-O-Love! Editor 4 secretly loggs on to another decks.de account.

Stay tuned for Love Fools Vol. 4.

So wow!

Our favourite Barbadian has posted his Bulls Head, Birmingham set.

Ashley Beedle Live @ Freestyle Birmingham by ASHLEY BEEDLE

OK, homies and homiettes, we can reveal that it is @ THE AIR CONDITIONED Soju Bar…which was rated today (18 August 2011) by UK newspaper Guardian as one of the hottest bars of Berlin.
And it is this Friday!!

After the total alco-induced breakdown of our vol. 2 where love songs ruled supreme…this is the sequel with no other than Groover Klein, the veteran DJ who broke breakbeat on the continent at milk! club in the early 90s and introduced the sound to Mannheim, Frankfurt and the Mayday alongside his partner in g!rime Bassface Sascha. After serious writing stints at Spex and Groove, he was hired by Groove Attack because obviously they liked his name (Groove..Groover…hint hint). At Love Fools, Groover Klein will drop love songs galore you can either drink or dance to or both.

Groover Klein with the legendary G.O.D.

Roland Scheller has written a book about the confused subcultures of the 80′s in a town called Kiel, up north where it’s grim. Editor 1 can confirm it’s all true, but wouldn’t go into details. Don’t mess.

We love D*ruffalo of course. And we do love the name. It’s a bloody good name. But we found one, that’s better. It truely is.  It’s called: http://fuckyeahterryhall.tumblr.com
Along with the great title there come some astonishing pictures like this one:

But there ist also a video that made us shed a tear after all:

“Curtain has fallen, now you’re on your own. I won’t return, forever you will wait. You’re wondering now, what to do, now you know this is the end!”