D*ruffalo celebrates 1000th Post

Remember this bit?
“We are not repetitive…but anyway: A summer hole is a dirty word. Nevertheless, sitting here in the DHQ (Druffalo Headquarters), postponing the legal bits, the server tech for the upcoming druffalo site and the CAD designs for the limited edition druffalo Aciiiied t-shirt (and the druffalo action figures licensing deal with DC Direct), we are also discussing the new psychoactive druffmix over a couple of pounds of mushies and reminiscing about our first 45 days in business. 4000 Unique users, nearly 6000 page impressions on the blog, many friends, more enemies. We had not imagined anything like that when one of our fourth degree uncles had given us a souped up macbook to upload him and his Thai chick on Youporn. Instead we made this site, sent people with a pending Anti Social Bevahiour Order to play records in remote places and make Druffmixes till we dropped. When the summer hole is over, we get you — even more.” (Druffalo August 2007)

Now we are 2 years older and 1000 (in words: one fucking thousand) posts richer…(remind us to celebrate our 2nd birthday next month), many Euros lighter and still have not grown up. Our liver damage has progressed, our careers have been thrashed, the pre-listening function on the mixing desk still has not been repaired.

We have pissed off so many people over the last 2 years and found so many friends. We have started warfare on disco editism, “nu corporate”-label philosophies, greasers, dictators, the cool-Mitte-set…. 1000 posts (some made in not more than 10 seconds, some made in far more than months) full of optimistic enthusiastic modernism for the millenium (which is not so new anymore) and the next decade of the Tens.

The expression  “post-cool” may not be our invention, but “post-cool” as a stance may be. Over the next months we will define new mission statements and display new mechanisms of pre-intellectual  strategies to erase asshole-ism and cluelessness. We are so full of hate and love.

After 3 (resp. 5) pints of Kruso the Finnisher and I came to the conclusion in yesterday’s grey hair senior contributors meeting, that we may be a cultural force to be reckoned with. If Alt Berlin’s ever-reliable Alfred Pennyworth-character Mischa had given us more Kruso, we would have wrapped up our analysis that we are a world dominating force.

Back to the opening quote. Where are the damn D*ruffalo t-shirts?, you may ask. Good point. We decided to scrap the t-shirt idea (imagine asshole DJ’s sporting your t-shirt) and design deep house scarves made from toilet paper instead (which illustrates our stance towards quote-deep house scarve-unquote quote-deep house-unquote quote-culture-unquote). The scarves are dead cheap and a model kit can be purchased in our soon to be opened web-shop.

Here is a sneak peek:

This is to another 1000,

krobinson kruso,

Berlin, June 18, 2009